Turn, Pinch and Peel: The Right Way to Peel a Banana

When I was little, someone showed me how to peel a banana the traditional way: from the top down.  Without ever challenging this concept, I’ve spent the last two decades struggling with stubborn bananas, hoping that each one I peeled would submit without strife.  Some would give in easy, but others would bruise and become mushy at the tip, and I really, really hate mushy bananas.

A few months ago, I was enlightened by a friend who, upon witnessing my drama with a cantankerous banana, made my life easier by turning everything upside down.  Literally.  So there you have it.  Turn the banana, pinch the tip, then peel it.  It’s so easy: Turn, pinch and peel.

This lesson is symbolic.  It shows us that there are often simpler, more effective ways of achieving our goals, even if that means turning everything in our lives upside down to do so.

A Health Care Analogy

Sometimes, the best way to look at things is from a totally different perspective.  Analogies give us the opportunity to do just that, so I’ve taken this opportunity to shed some light on why a government-run/regulated health care industry would be better than an unregulated, privatized health care industry such as the one we currently have here in America.

Fire Fighters

Imagine that your home is on fire.

The first thing you do is call the fire department.  They drop everything to come to your burning residence, risking life and limb to save your loved ones and even your pets from the devastating inferno.  When all is said and done and the flame has been put out, you don’t have to pay a dime to the fire department for their heroic services.  That’s because fire departments are government-operated organizations paid for by taxpayers, and everyone is entitled to it no matter how large or small your home is.

Now imagine that the fire department is a private business.

The first thing you do is call Firemen, Inc., pressing ’1′ for English and sitting through a moment of elevator music.  After 15-30 minutes on hold, they take your information and send it out to one of their firefighting teams who are already busy fighting another fire.  They inform the operator that they won’t be available until tomorrow, so you inquire about another team.  However, due to a recent downsizing plan to boost profits, the only other team of firefighters available would have to come in from out of town to, which the operator informs you will cost extra.

Frustrated, you hang up the phone and dial another company, The Fire Guys, LLC.  The Fire Guys quote you a price and, once you agree, ask for your social security number so they can run a credit check.  A few minutes later, if the credit check comes back clean, they approve you for a $5,000 fire services loan.  You frantically agree to pay for their services as you watch your home and all your life’s memories burn to the ground.  An hour or two later they show up.  Upon arrival, prior to any firemen dismounting the truck, you are required to sign a contract indicating your liability of debt to The Fire Guys, LLC. along with a handful of responsibility waivers.  By the time you finish signing, your house has burned completely to the ground and you’re still required to pay for the company’s over-priced, inefficient services.

The same things are happening in the health care industry, and they could just as easily happen to you and your family.  Insurance customers fork out ridiculous amounts of money for inefficient services that aren’t there when they need them.  The most infamous example of this is the preexisting condition clause that so many health care providers use to weasel their way out of paying for treatments that you’re supposed to be insured for.  And let’s not talk about how overpriced insurance and medical services are in general.

Bottom line: something needed to change, and something finally has.  It may not be a perfect solution, but it’s better than nothing at all.  In fact, the only arguments I’ve heard from people who are against the president’s bill have been either irrational, ignorant, or based on erroneous facts that they’ve “heard somewhere”.  I would enjoy an intelligent discussion on the pros and cons of the recent health care bill, but it seems more and more impossible as enraged people continue to argue over something that they barely understand.  Suffice it to say, health care has officially joined the ranks of abortion and religion in terms of debate.  It feels like America has sunk to a new low this year.

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Sometimes I Wonder

Cory S.N. LaViska

November 23, 2008

I wonder what sees in me
Something that I still can’t see

A bright and charming, somewhat shy,
Introverted kind of guy?

I wonder why she always prays
For bright and sunny summer days

When all I want is cold and rain
A winter, bleak, and full of pain

I wonder why she always dreams
Of what this thing we call “life” means

To me it’s just the way things are
I never cared to think that far

I wonder why she holds me tight
On every day and every night

Even though I hold her back,
I must admit my grip is slack

I wonder if she knows inside
About the things I try to hide

All the thoughts, the way I feel
And all the scars that will never heal

I wonder if she’d hate me for
All the things I’ve done before

And even if she did forgive,
Is that a life that I could live?

I wonder if this could be real
Her smile, her love, the way I feel

Or maybe things aren’t what they seem
And this is just another dream

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Angry Conscience

By Cory S.N. LaViska

September 5, 2008

Inside your head and all through your mind
There’s a broken dream that you left behind

It comes in and goes out, but it never leaves
You hide and you struggle, you suffer and grieve

Face to face, but you’re looking away
Pretending it’s night when it’s damn well the day

Refusing to go back because maybe it hurts
You dig yourself deeper, just making it worse

Accidents, apologies, regrets and mistakes
All the memories that made your heart ache

Are left there to live and dwell in your head
While they eat you alive and throw you up dead

But you’re stubborn and still and you won’t even talk
You just gaze at the stars and sneer at the clock

Like you have all the time a man possibly could
To tell her you love her, like you probably should