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	<title>The Thoughts of Cory LaViska &#187; My Comedic Nature</title>
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		<title>The Global Object Model</title>
		<link>http://www.laviska.net/2008/03/02/the-global-object-model/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 01:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aksival</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Levi and I came up with a real-life equivalent to the Document Object Model (DOM).  It&#8217;s called the Global Object Model (GOM), and it can be used to organize, reference, and manipulate elements around the globe using simple JavaScript statements.
Where the DOM limits you to window and document, the GOM opens the door to bigger [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Easy Way to Make Static Electricity</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aksival</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I will now show you how to generate large amounts of static electricity with common household items and minimal effort.  I haven&#8217;t figured out any practical use for this yet, but it&#8217;s fun&#8230;kind of.
Requirements

1 cat
1 carpet floor
1 human willing to torture a cat

Procedure
Earn cat&#8217;s trust by laying next to him on the floor.  Pet gently [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shitted or Shat?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aksival</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two words, one meaning&#8230;but is one better than the other?  To find out whether or not I just shitted or shat, I decided to consult the Urban Dictionary:
shitted &#8211; a past-tense of the verb form of shit;
shat - Old English past tense of shit;
Ah, I get it.  If I&#8217;m feeling historical I can parody the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cottonelle Puppy Takes A Dive</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 18:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aksival</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My interpretation of a picture that Jay Barnes took of a strangely-themed, kids version of Cottennelle toilet paper:

It&#8217;s an inter-corporate political issue. The marketing team set out to launch a kid-based marketing campaign with a new theme that would attract children, making them scream &#8220;MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!!&#8221; while pointing excitedly at the ever-so-soft youth-targeted toilet paper. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Headlines</title>
		<link>http://www.laviska.net/2006/11/01/todays-headlines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:55:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aksival</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While living in Brevard County, Florida, your best source of quality local news comes from the Florida Today newspaper.  I signed up for the online news notifications not because I wanted to stay up to date with current events, but because I needed a good laugh from day-to-day.  I don&#8217;t think that the [...]]]></description>
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